Fondue Fork

Fondue Fork
This is a narrow fork, with only two tines, for dipping bits of toast into a pot of melted cheese. Not a Cheese Champion’s first choice of weapon, but one of the few they won't try to eat.
(Meatsmithing Component)
Type: weapon (1-handed utensil)
Power: 10
Selling Price: 1 Meat.
(In-game plural: fondue forks)
Obtained From
The Sewer
Fishing Around in the Sewer
Sewer Luck! (with ten-leaf clover)
The Spooky Forest
A Fork of a Different Color
Other
Starting/Ascending as a Cheese Champion
Uses
Messages
You pretend that <it> is Suzy Creamcheese and stir <it> for X damage. SOCKO! VANZETTI! BOOM!
You spin <it> around backwards. <It> clearly states "Satan eats Cheese Whiz" before you stab <it>. SMACK! WHACK! BARACK!
You thump <it> upside the head with your fondue fork and say "Heyyyyyy." Looks like you confused "fondue" for "what 'The Fonz' would do. WHAM! BAM! THANKYOUMA'AM!"
Notes
You must have either a fondue fork, a Cheese Club, or a Cheese-of-the-Month Club to cast Cheese Champion buffs. A fondue fork yields a buff length of 5 Adventures.
References
- ...look 'em up yourselves.