Drunken Master

Decription

Drunken Masters wander the world aimlessly, viewing events through either a hangover or a drunken stupor. They value booze over Muscle, drinks over Mysticality, and cocktails over Moxie.

Skills

Most Drunken Master skills are learned at The Monastery of Con Su'Mer, in the Big Mountains. The skills from levels 1-4 cost 200, 800, 1800, and 3200 Meat respectively to learn, while all higher level skills cost 1,000 per level. All Drunken Masters begin with the free skills Beerobics and Elbow. Completing the Spookyraven Manor Quest grants you the Rotgut Demons skill.

Level	Skill	Description	Effect	Type	MP cost
0	Beerobics	With this skill you can stretch at your campsite, greeting the dawn and getting ready for a big day of drinking and fighting.	Beerobicized (+1 to all stats) (5 adventures)	Non-Combat	1
0	Elbow	Anyone can fight with their fists, feet, forheads or fingers. You know how to use your Elbow so well it deserves the capital 'E.'	Deals shirt-based additional damage in combat	Combat	1
1	Great Stagger of the Tiger	After attacking you use your whole body as a weapon, crashing into your opponent to startle and damage them. And there’s even a chance it’ll be deliberate.	Adds bonus melee damage.	Combat	3
2	Focused Chianti	Through meditation, you will be infused with the spirit of a strong, bold, sharp red wine. You’ll do better in combat, and go excellently with rich foods.	Nice Chianti (+10 damage, +25 DA) (10 adventures)	Non-Combat	5
3	Sleep of the Ancients	This skill allows you to control your state of awareness at all times. You can turn 'passed out drunk' into 'a quick restorative nap.' Nifty!	Heals 15-25 HP	Combat/Healing	7
4	Pratfall of the Iron Crane	This skill allows you to pre-empt any retaliatory strike by covering your opponent with your whole body, damaging them at the same time. And it’s in no way as if you fell over like a jerk and landed on them. Seriously.	Stuns and adds bonus damage on successful hit.	Combat	7
5	Face of Granite	This skill makes your face as hard as stone. So hard that glass will shatter against it as though against the sides of the mountain. Not that you’d be dumb enough to actually do that, right? Right?	Allows you to extract piles of broken shards from booze three times per day.	Non-Combat	10
6	Wine Flow	You have learned the secret of making your enemies feel like floor is moving, when it should be you stumbling. Comparatively, you seem pretty smooth.	Flowing Like Wine (+10% enemy fumble chance) (10 adventures)	Noncombat	11
7	Karaoke of the Wounded Cat	This spell allows you to warble classic songs in such painfully out-of-tune forms that your opponents’ ears will never be free of pain again.	Deals (Mysticality/2)+1-10 damage per hit (caps at 50)	Combat	10
8	Nose of the Boozehound	You’re always on the lookout for your next drink. This skill hones not only your ability to find them, but to fill your pockets with loose change in order to pay your tab.	+10% meat drops +10% booze drops	Passive	NA
9	Rainbow Yawn of the Dragon	This skill allows you to summon all your strength from within, and vent it onto your opponent by way of your bile duct. Also, eeeugh.	Delevels and deals physical/ sleaze/ stench damage on successful hit	Combat	15
10	Eye of the Stormwater	When all around you is chaos, you’re calm, serene and unconcerned. The fact that you’ve temporarily forgotten who and where you are may have something to do with that.	Eye of the Stormwater (5x Critical Hit Chance, never fumble) (10 adventures)	Noncombat	18
11	Death of 1,000 Cups	With this spell, you can focus your mental powers and inflict upon your enemy the agony of one thousand hangovers. Harsh, man. Harsh.	(Mysticality + 15-20 damage), (-20 monster level)	Combat	50
12	Fists of the Soused Hurricane	You just keep hitting and hitting and hitting. You don't even know where your fists are going, but it seems to works.	Deals (Muscle) Damage, moxie-hit-chance of stunning for 2 rounds	Combat	50
13	Impetuous Illumination	This skill will have you picking more fights with monsters. Remember, enlightenment comes from beating things up.	Impetuously Illuminated (Increases likelihood of combat adventures) (10 adventures)	Non-Combat	12
14	Yin vs. Yang	You’re used to seeing your opponents in double. With this skill, you can temporarily take control of the double and make them aid you in combat. Headache-inducing, but useful!	Mirrors enemy attacks back onto it for five rounds	Combat	80
15	Obsidian Features	This skill enhances the rock-like strength of your face. You can break even more glass against it, and it’ll hurt even less. You freak.	Lets you use 'Face of Granite' four times per day instead of three, with less penalty	Passive	N/A
Spookyraven Manor Quest Skill
N/A	Rotgut Demons	This skill allows you to summon the bad spirits of various bad spirits, who will make a spirited attempt to torment your opponent, leaving him/her in very, very bad spirits.	Oppontent take 8-12 spooky damage per round of combat	Combat	10

Levels

Drunken Master Level Titles
Level	Title	Stat Average
1	Alcohol Apprentice	N/A
2	Beer Brawler	4
3	Wine Boxer	7
4	Brew Brother	12
5	Angelico Friar	18
6	Port Anchorite	25
7	Tequila Tonsurate	35
8	Pérignon Dom	46
9	Moonshinobi	60
10	Liquor Ninja	74
11	Absinthe Acolyte	91
12	Sloshed Sensei	109
13	Black-Label Belt	130
14	Drunken Monk	151
15	Drunken Master	175