Cheese Champion

Decription

Believing that cheese is not just the most delicious food, but also the most powerful substance in the world, Cheese Champions hungrily maintain balance between Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie.

Skills

Most Cheese Champion skills are learned at The Monastery of Con Su'Mer, in the Big Mountains. The skills from levels 1-4 cost 200, 800, 1800, and 3200 Meat respectively to learn, while all higher level skills cost 1,000 per level. All Cheese Champions begin with the free skills Cheese Curls and Smite. Completing the Spookyraven Manor Quest grants you the Curdle skill.

Level	Skill	Description	Effect	Type	MP cost
0	Cheese Curls	By observing a strict pattern of exercises, you can be more evenly prepared to defend the righteousness of cheese. Your stats will improve for a period of time.	Cheesed Up (+1 to all stats) (5 adventures)	Non-Combat	1
0	Smite	This spell calls a little cheese down from heaven, to smite the unbelievers. Which is pretty much everyone but you.	Deals 1-3 perfect elemental damage	Combat	1
1	Cheese Slice	This spell allows you to slice your opponent with a heavenly slice of extra-sharp cheese. It’s especially effective – and cruel – if they’re lactose intolerant.	Deals (6-9) + (Mys*.085) damage, where Mys is your buffed mysticality, capped at 150.	Combat	2
2	Fromage Fortitude	This skill gives you the power of a well-aged cheese. You'll become well-bodied, more mature, and smell vaguely of mushrooms.	+10%HP, +10%MP	Passive	N/A
3	Curd	This skill allows you to conjure a healing poultice of cheese curds, and also makes little twinkly lights appear around you.	Heals 12-20 HP	Non-Combat or Combat	6
4	Alms of the Church	You’ve got the Right to bear Alms, so you’re always on the lookout for things you need. After all, giving to yourself is LIKE giving to charity.	+5% Items From Monsters, +5% Food Drops from Monsters	Passive	N/A
5	Redemption	There is beauty, joy, and cheese in all foods. Yes, even tofu. This skill will let you free the perfection of any meal from its material trappings.	Allows you to extract Wheyons from food three times per day.	Non-Combat	10
6	Soul Wedge	This spell conjures up a wedge of holy cheese that will fly at your opponent, harming them greatly. And by “holy” we mean “sacred”, not Swiss. Unless it’s a wedge of Swiss Cheese. Then we mean that.	Deals (14-18)+(Mys*.2) damage, Where Mys is your buffed mysticality, capped at 150	Combat	14
7	Provolone Shield	This skill lets you conjure an orbiting field of cheese that wil absorb your enemy's attacks.	Provolone Shield (Blocks attacks until effect's HP runs out) (Infinite Duration)	Non-Combat	12
8	Guided By Feta	This prayer will keep your path free of obstruction and lead you through battle unscathed, in the name of the Curd, the Whey, and the holy Swiss.	Guided By Feta (+50% negative status effect block, +6 DR) (x Adventures)	Buff	14
9	Curdaga	This skill, an upgraded form of Curd, allows you to better use the restorative powers of cheese curds to your advantage. What restorative powers, you ask? Stop asking so many questions, we answer.	Heals 35-60 HP (Non-Combat) Heals 35-45 HP, once per battle grants effect Curdaga'd(combat)	Non-Combat or Combat	18
10	Manur From Heaven	This spell calls forth a wheel of sacred cheese from the heavens to smite your enemies. This Manur is a cheese which comes from divine bovines, which means you’re probably lucky it isn’t just manure.	Deals (33-55) + (Mys*.035) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality, uncapped.	Combat	37
11	Defender of the Faith	This skill allows you to defend your beliefs with both hands if necessary, at the cost of wielding a weapon. Your shielding ability and versatility will be greatly increased.	Allows dual-shielding	Passive	NA
12	Zamorano Zealotry	This skill allows you tap into the elemental powers of nature. You can wield the heat of melted Mozzarella, the reek of ripe Gorgonzola, the chill of cold Camembert, the sleaziness of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, and the creepiness of Cheez Whiz.	Zamorano Zealotry (+10-12 damage of a random element on successful attack) (X adventures)	Buff	18
13	Love thy Neufchatel	This ability fills you with compassion for your fellow man. Or woman, or monster, or whatever. The point is, you just won't feel right doing violence, and you'll go out of your way to avoid it. Hippy.	Neufchatel Love Decreases likelihood of combat adventures (10 adventures)	Non-Combat	12
14	Belief in Cheeses	This skill allows you to use your faith as justification to beat up those weaker than you. That’s not social commentary or anything, we’re just saying that’s how it works in this case, okay?	Belief in Cheeses (+15 melee/ranged/spell damage, +30% combat initiative) (X adventures)	Buff	20
15	Asadero Augmentation	With this skill, your cheese-based spells will gain more body, more oomph, and a lustrous sheen. Your hair will remain limp and lifeless.	Increases power of Curd, Curdaga, Cheese Slice, Soul Wedge, and Manur from Heaven	Passive	N/A
Spookyraven Manor Quest Skill
N/A	Curdle	This skill allows you to summon some curds that have gone bad. As in, really, fundamentally bad. They'll do a whole whock* of damage, and heal you to boot! * Whock (n): A medium-to-large amount.	Deals 12-20 Spooky Damage, and heals the same amount of HP	Combat	11

Levels

Cheese Champion Level Titles
Level	Title	Stat Average
1	Swiss Squire	N/A
2	Sharpam Steward	4
3	Ricotta Reformer	7
4	Feta Fighter	12
5	Edam Emancipationist	18
6	Permesan Partisan	25
7	Colby Crusader	35
8	Gouda Guardian	46
9	Camembert Cavalier	60
10	Provolone Paladin	74
11	Mozzarella Meliorist	91
12	Havarti Hero	109
13	Tilsit Templar	130
14	Cheddar Avenger	151
15	Cheese Champion	175

Class Gear

Cheese Champions start with a Nacho Token and a Fondue Fork in their inventory.
The Cheese Champion's Epic Weapon is the Cheese Club.
The Cheese Champion's Legendary Epic Weapon is the Cheese of the month Club.
The Cheese Champion does not have an Epic Hat.
The Cheese Champion's Hardcore ascension reward is the Stainless Steel Shield.
The Cheese Champion's Hardcore Oxygenarian ascension reward is the Plexiglass Page.
The Cheese Champion's Bad Moon ascension reward is the Brimstone Banner.
The chintzy cheese wheel necklace confers its enchantment only to Cheese Champions.
The Cheese Champion's level 30 trophy is the Ruler of Rennet.
The Cheese Champion is unlocked by reading Christopher Hestian, Evangelical Extrodinaire (Second Edition).

Notes

Only Cheese Champions can redeem Wheyons with Abbot Costello in the The Monastery of Con Su'Mer.

Buffs

Cheese Champion buffs cannot be cast without a conduit -- the conduit used determines the number of adventures granted per cast.
- Fondue Fork -- 5 Adventures
- Cheese Club -- 10 Adventures
- Cheese-of-the-Month Club -- 15 Adventures.
If a specific conduit is wielded, it will be used to cast all buffs. Otherwise, the best totem in the player's inventory will be automatically selected.

Classes

Cheese Champion