You've got a few super-powered cheese blobs stuck to you. They might stop bad things from happening to you- for a little while, anyway.
Effect
Once per combat, will remove Beaten Up and return HP to 1.
During Combat:
When reduced to 0 HP:
As you slink away, the cheese curds sticking to you make you feel slightly better. You’ve only got one shot; don’t miss your chance to blow.
You gain 1 hit point.
Obtained From
Casting the Cheese Champion skill Curdaga during battle, once per battle only. (1 Adventure)
Notes
It is possible to stack multiple turns of this effect by using Curdaga in combat, and following it up with a Tattered Scrap.
The effect vanishes once it has prevented Beaten Up once.
References
Curdaga is very reminiscent, in name, of Curaga, a powerful healing spell from the Final Fantasy series. The bringing-back-to-life effect is more like Reraise or Life 3 from the same series.
"You've only got one shot" is a reference to Eminem's "Lose Yourself"