Cheese Club

Cheese Club

Behold! By the power of cheese, this otherwise clumsy and random weapon- a rock on a thin metal stick- is made into an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. It’s not a sandwich made of two slices of bread, some bacon, cheese, and lettuce, although that would be delicious.

Wait, what's bread?

(Meatsmithing Component)
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 50
Muscle/Moxie/Mysticality required: 8
Selling Price: 150 Meat.
Enchantment:
+3 to all stats
(Bonus for Cheese Champions Only)
(In-game plural: Cheese Clubs)

Recipe

big rock	sour milk
petrified cheese		fondue fork
Cheese Club

Uses

Cheese-of-the-Month Club

Messages

Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

You switch off your targeting computer and use the fork to guide your hand, predictably smacking <it> for a good X damage. SOCKO! VANZETTI! BOOM!

Notes

Epic Weapon of the Cheese Champion.
Having this in one's inventory allows casting of Cheese Champion buffs with a duration of 10 Adventures.

References

The description's beginning references the advertising campaign "Behold the power of cheese."