Christopher Hestian, Evangelist Extrordinaire (Second Edition)



Christopher Hestian, Evangelist Extrordinaire (Second Edition)

This would be the book you bought from that weird guy who was running Spookyraven's Hard-to-Find Bookstore. You know, you never did find out why S. H. Elives was running Lord Spookyraven's bookstore. He seemed like he'd be more at home running a magic shop.

A sticker on the back cover says "New and improved! Now with 35% less plot holes/chance of singularity!

Cannot be traded
Cannot be discarded
Quest Item

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Obtained From

The Haunted Library
    Take a Look, it's in a Book (Rise)
        Spookyraven's Hard-to-Find Bookstore (one time drop)

When Used

The story is pretty convoluted: The main and titular character, Christopher Hestian, goes door-to-door trying to convert people to his religion. He stumbles across a murder, gets an attractive female sidekick, traipses back and forth across the world, learns a whole bunch of so-called 'secrets' about religion that are probably meant to be really shocking, and ultimately unravels an enormous conspiracy between a famous painter (who put coded messages into everything he ever made) and an ancient order of knights.

Most of it the interesting things seem cribbed from some other book, but something about the order of knights really resonates with you.
The thought of them lingers in your mind long after you've forgotten the rest of the details.

Notes

  • Unlocks the Cheese Champion as an option for the next ascension.

    References

  • The use text and the last line of the description reference, in equal parts, the Best-Selling Novelist and the book he references, The Da Vinci Vode.
  • S. H. Elives is the proprietor of S. H. Elives' Magic Shop, in the Magic Shop series of books and short stories by Bruce Coville.
  • The first letters of the words in the book's title spell out the word 'CHEESE'
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